Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Value of time

To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize The value of Ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize The value of Four years: Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of One year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of Nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize The value of One month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby.

To realize The Value of One week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize The value of One minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane..

To realize The value of One-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:LOOSE ONE and see....

The origin of this letter is unknown,But it brings a sense of gratitude and value to everyone who receives.

Remember... hold on tight to the ones you like. Do not keep this letter. Send it to friends & family upon  whom you wish blessings:)...
Is friendship  a necessity in life...? Imagine your self without a friend ..  How'd you feel in your office...?  What'll you do with your cell ...?   What about events, especially your  birthday..?  Who's gonna share your sorrows ...?  How 'll you laugh  with a high five?  Who'll tease you pairing with others...?  Who'll care, miss  & irritate you ?  Forward it to all those friends who mean a lot to you..
I just did it.. 
Forward this to everyone who you don't wanna lose in "2014" including me if you care . Try getting twelve (12) back,its not easy. Be honest! Send this to anyone who made you smile this year...🏡🌿😀😆🌲Love is life.

Monday, 28 July 2014

You know your mother is African when. . . .

1. You Know Your Mother Is African if she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after buying something in it.

2. You Know Your Mother Is African if when she beats you up she says "unalia nini na hata sijakuchapa?"

3. You Know Your Mother Is African when she beats you with pauses; nani *slap* alikuambia *kick* ufanye *pinch* hivyo!"

4. You Know Your Mother Is African if she has ever tried to remove anything that looks like dirt from your face with her saliva, even a birthmark.

5. You Know Your Mother Is African if she asks you questions that have no answers 'Kwanini ulivunja thermos?'

6. You Know Your Mother Is African if after whipping you she threatens you with, "na nisikie ukilia uone"

7. You Know Your Mother Is African If you accidentally break utensils made of glass she reacts with "Vunja Yote Umalize"

8. You Know Your Mother Is African if she has special plates and cups different levels of guests

9. You Know Your Mother Is African when even after you've grown up…she still sits you down and plaits your hair.

10. You Know Your Mother Is African if she ever told you "kama mimi sio mama yako, jaribu tu'

11. You Know Your Mother Is African when you are Tabu/ Angela, and she tells you "mwambie umetumwa na mama Tabu/Angela"

12. You Know Your Mother Is African if she has a list of neighbors and relatives where you should not dare step into."nione umepeleka miguu huko"

13. You Know Your Mother Is African When she calls you from the bedroom to bring her something that is right there on the table.

14. You Know Your Mother Is African If you fall asleep on the couch but wake up in your bed,well covered

15. You Know Your Mother Is African if every new baby in the family must have a deceased relative's name

16. You Know Your Mother Is African if she threatens to hit you by actually hitting you!

17. You Know Your Mother Is African when you lose money and she says "shika hizi nyingine pia ukapoteze!

W18. You Know Your Mother Is African when she buys you oversize uniform and says " hio utavaa hadi umalize shule"

19. You Know Your Mother Is African if you do something wrong she says "tunapiga makosa si wewe "

20. You Know Your Mother Is African if she spat on a handkerchief to wipe your face when you were young.

21. You Know Your Mother Is African when she is invited to a party and when she returns, she brings you the entire menu and soda in a paperbag or borrowed container.

22. You Know Your Mother Is African if you were beaten for eating at the neighbour's.